öppet brev till peter doherty

"hi peter, we find it extremely obnoxiuos of you to be so god damn gorgeous and approachable yet still so fucking unreachable. we think it's your obligation to sleep with us because we all have sex dreams about you and we just won't be cured unless you take one for the team and sleep with us. it's just sex. you were born with that body and you're obligated to share it with us. you are driving us crazy. /jessica, mia & diana"